Quickies: Blood and Glass

Blood and Glass

Young Mirialan Jedi Katheri Iryllis (Star Wars: The Old Republic, Progenitor EU) stirs restlessly through a nightmare after a troubling day.

Katheri started, eyes jolting open abruptly as if something had stabbed her. Hands grasped for her training ‘sabre, but it wasn’t there. She shivered and stared up into the sky, but very little was there to see. A crushing expanse of black nothingness, and perhaps it would have no defined existence if it were not for the vast crimson sphere in the sky; a seemingly blood-drenched moon that ensorcelled her and forced her eyes down to the nightmarish land ahead.

Silent ebony seas stirred in the distance, lightless fluid washing on jagged shores, creeping in between sharp shapes she could not quite perceive. A heathenish compulsion drove her forward and immediately an ethereal pain coursed up her from her feet; a glance down betrayed the source, trickles of blood dribbled down blackened glass fronds, this unfathomable place’s evident substitute for grass and it spread on ahead of her.

Still she ran.

Fear drove her into forests of towering trees whose branches were gnarled and unnatural, with an unearthly sheen of obsidian across its bark and leaves, if they could ever be called such. The sheer weight of darkness pressed down on her shoulders as she ran, oppressing the fearful little Mirialan as she sprinted across cutting and slicing bladed grass, until at long last one leg faltered and she staggered forward, plummeting face first towards the swords of glass, bringing up her arms to cover her eyes, and with a final sharp explosion of pain…


Dungeons and Dragons: Introducing Demaia

And here we are. Be warned, while I think I avoided the most severe of imagery, there is violence and not necessarily pleasant imagery ahead. This is an introductory piece for the origin of my Tiefling warlock, Demaia, for an upcoming Dungeons and Dragons campaign – a woman who in blind vengeance forges a pact for freedom with creatures of the Far Realm.

Timbers creaked faintly in the old house as the hunched-over figure knelt before the dying embers of the hearth. Soft ticking from the clock added a monotonous rhythm to the sounds; for outside there was only darkness and silence. Shafts of muted moonlight snaked through holes in the oiled rag draped about the window frame, casting long and intermittent shadows across the floor like slumbering snakes, encroaching ever more on her as the light of the fire died away. At last she was started from her stupor by the dull strike of a soft mallet against the metal in the clock – just a single strike that shook her almost to the bone.

Slowly she rose from the battered chair, standing tall; and even in the dying light from the hearth cast a silhouette that scared aside the phantom snakes that the moon had spawned; the two small horns sweeping back from her head were cast as stark daggers in the room and the sweeping tail swerved in her movement, summoning a far greater serpentine shade as she made her way across the floor gradually and deliberately. Upon reaching the stairs the faint orange glow of an oil lantern illuminated her reddened skin and she squinted, murmuring something incoherent to herself before lifting herself onto the steps.

In a sudden moment, there came a sharp thump from behind her and she spun around abruptly, setting her darkness-veiled gaze upon the door. Another thump followed it, and beyond that came a strained voice.

“Demaia,” came the insistent tone, “Demaia, open up, quickly!”

Though recognition settled in the Tiefling’s mind it took her a long moment to allow herself to walk to the door and open it cautiously, letting only half of her face peek around its edge with her nose rested against the wood. In the one eye, whose amethyst colour was vaguely perceptible in the searchlight of the moon funnelled down narrow streets, gleamed a profound wariness, even as she spoke quietly.

“What is it?” she asked with a surreptitious low tone, glancing over his shoulder searchingly; he was a short man, and while she tended to be slightly taller than those around her, this particular one was a full head below, draped in rags that so thoroughly concealed his form and face from view that it was only his voice she had come to recognise with any reliability.

“I need yar help,” came his reply, laced with an undertone of regret and an inflection of fear, “Please.”

Demaia’s brow sunk into a weak frown and her grip on the door tightened. A voice in the back of her mind protested vehemently, pulling her back into the room of shadows and snakes – safety, even if not comfort, lay within after all. It was not to be, however, as she could not prevent the softening of her expression as emotion eked its way to the fore. Though a diminutive, self-interested street rat, the man in rags had been the one to find her a home away from the doubtful eyes of those whom looked down on her kind, to live and work in relative peace. She sighed in resignation and lowered her gaze back down to him.

“… What’s happened?”

His movements were rapid and awkward, and his calloused hands rapidly shifted over each other as the mass of rags that represented his head looked this way and that. In a ragged voice he spoke in a manner that sounded uncharacteristically calculated.

“There was… A accident, at th’ docks,” he explained cryptically with a gesture of his hand, “Law’s all o’er it, an’ they’re peekin’ for me, like they think…” his explanation was accompanied by more urgent and completely random gestures with both shaking hands.

The Tiefling gritted her teeth and pushed the door open properly without needing to hear more, moving off to sweep a battered leather coat from a rusty hook on the wall, “Get in here and hide,” she snapped, “Wait for me to get back. Where?”

“The schooner den, the north warehouse – you kna’ the one?”

“Yes,” she nodded in the midst of pulling the coat over her shoulders, “Stay out of sight.”

He nodded his head rapidly, “I ain’t goin’ nowhere, Dem.”

The city of Quege. A prosperous place of merchantmen, traders and seafarers. But Demaia’s home was a long way from those clean streets and bustling market squares; this was Backwater. Pathways denoted more by sodden trails of refuse than by stone, formed in vague and incoherent sprawling patterns by the construction of the ramshackle houses themselves. The stench of hundreds of low-borne, outcasts and criminals mixed liberally with salt-laden air that blew in from the docks  to the south made for a truly dreadful air to step out into; and yet, it was home enough. Here at least she could live in peace, without every glance conveying a gavel of judgement or a dagger of suspicion.

Timber walls had done nothing to prevent the sounds of the outside invading her home, so even as she made her way through barren streets lined with people who could just as easily have been dead than asleep, the rhythm was the same. Creaking planks. Ticking of rickety clocks. And beyond that, she was alone with the silence. Long had she trudged these streets, and even in the strangled light she recognised a few bundles of frayed wool that represented fleeting acquaintances and assorted mad fixtures of Backwater. But traces of civilisation crept in the closer to the dockyards she became.

Upon a sort of twisted wooden gateway stood a single armoured guard – the ‘waterman’, often considered to be one of the worst postings for the city guard in Quege – bearing a torch aloft and watching the long, straight street that led into the darker depths of Backwater.As Demaia approached, her coat concealed the more dramatically inhuman elements of her form; as such, the guardsman paid her no heed as she passed out of Backwater and toward the wooden decking of the docks. Groaning ships swayed in their moorings as the rough seas swept against the stout pillars holding the piers aloft, offering no illusion of peace.

Amongst the dockyards there were coughing and groaning men, either drunk or homeless, many far too distracted to bother noting the covered figure’s passing; but she could hear in the distance an ominous metallic thump, and the faintest hint of glow from further along the dock – a pair of watchmen, no doubt, from whom she concealed herself by ducking behind a veritable stack of barrelled fish, catching her breath in her throat as she waited for a long, agonising minute to no avail, for neither the thump of armoured boots nor the glow of the torch passed her hiding place. Cursing quietly, she pressed her back to the warehouse and crept along with ever-lighter step.

Cautiously, she poked her head around the corner of the structure; nary was there a sign of a watchman, and the doors to this warehouse itself were shut tight, bound as she could see by a moon-illuminated steel chain. The only visible obstacle was an unconscious man more or less buried in filled, half-filled or slowly decanting bottles, around whom she skirted with care before pressing back to the wall and gliding along, ears twitching to listen out for phantom threats; she had no time to worry about the disappearing watchmen if the urgent tone of the man in rags was anything to go by. Shaking her head she checked the next corner; another mercifully empty street that lay between her and the so-called Schooner den, a selection of roof-covered shelters for small fishermen’s ships backing onto a warehouse whose stench of market-ready fish was almost legendary.

Ducking across the narrow walkway as a lone shifting shadow, she took a deep breath and listened again; her heart had begun to thump in her ears, and the seas grew rougher and more volatile gradually, the sound of thrashing waves almost drowning out the sound in her chest. A glance around the corner of the den revealed another walkway laden with numerous barrels, some oddly overturned but understandably it was deserted. Shaking her head she hurried her pace across to the warehouse onto which the den had backed and carefully reached for the back door’s handle, pushing it inward. It jammed with a quiet ‘chack’, indicating it had been locked for the night and she frowned.

Knowing even that faint noise might have given her away, she made haste to the massive doors designed to allow carts in for loading, figuring there had to be one way open for the man in rags to have witnessed any accident here at all; and just so, one of the great sprawling doors was fractionally ajar, betraying only the pitch blackness within. With baited breath once again, she squeezed through the gap, coiling her tail around one leg to prevent as much noise as possible. As expected from the outward appearance, the inside was a picture of nothing in the lack of light, and only the sound of the seas thrashing the shore betrayed movement at all. With no small sense of foreboding, she stepped forward slowly and her foot cracked as it trod on a splinter of wood. She almost jumped, but as she looked down and her eyes finally adjusted, she followed the trail of debris.

A touch of what seemed to be grey – but might easily have been red – liquid was spread across the floor as if scattered by impact, and she traced it to the caved-in head of a man whose clothing clearly painted him a manual worker, and a broken bottle in his hand indicated he had gone down fighting. But as Demaia rested her hands on the corpse to move it, the deep sense of foreboding came crashing down on her in a wave of terror as all around her, torches alighted and bowstrings were pulled taut with a distinctive creaking sound, blinding her with light and forcing her to shieldr her eyes as plated watchmen advanced on her in droves.

“Looks like the tip was good,” stated the closest one approaching, through whose superfluous armour decorations she identified him as a superior officer, “You are under arrest on the charges of assault and battery, blackmail and common murder. Come quietly and do not resist.”

Even as her eyes adjusted to the influx of fire light, her voice just died out in her throat as she was shoved to her knees and her hands were bound in manacles. Before she had a chance to think she was being dragged up to her feet again. Even as she was shoved off under the rough gauntlets of the guards in a few minutes that felt like they’d passed in seconds, her eyes flickered with anger. After all of that, she’d been set up. That man in rags, whom she’d dared to give her trust. Her teeth gritted, and she thrashed in half-involuntary rage against her bindings. Darkness as she was struck unconscious followed.


Vision of grey stone walls blurred in and out of focus as she strained to open her eyes, followed by a weighty feeling in her hands and legs. Dull thumping pain in her head followed and she gasped out in exasperation, drawing the attention of her cell’s guard, whose features were indistinct through the bars as he stared upon her with disdain. Her dry and cracking voice came out in protest.

“It… It wasn’t me, I was… I was set up.”

He sighed heavily and shook his helmeted head, “Heard it all before, lady. Head down, the courts will hear you tomorrow.”

In defeat she hung her head, glancing at the chains binding her limbs loosely to the wall and she gritted her teeth, hair hanging over her face as she gathered her strength and awareness. The guard turned his back to the cell once again and rested against the wall for a nap while she drew in air in thin, strangled streams through gritted teeth. And as her fury rose, she heard a voice. Distant, unclear, but unmistakable.

“My, my,” it mocked, “Aren’t we… Frustrated.”

She looked around the cell frantically for the source; but neither the walls nor the dozing guard yielded clues to the spectre’s voice and her fingers balled into fists.

“Don’t… Mock me,” she snarled.

Echoes of laughter proceeded, loud enough to wake the whole prison were it not an ephemeral creation, “But why not? Do you not thrash with anger when you cannot make anything of it?”

“If I… If I…” she stuttered, and spluttered, causing the dopey guard to tap on the bars.

“Quiet. Stop talking to yourself or I’ll have to gag you.”

Anger flourished in her like a star and her fingers dug into her palms so tightly as to draw blood. The taunting voice returned.

“What if,” it ventured so casually, “What if we… Helped you?”

Though she had nothing to focus her gaze upon, she looked up sharply and glared at the bars of her cell.

“What do you have to offer me?” she muttered under her breath, “They will judge me guilty unless you have a miracle to offer.”

“Ah, but my lady Demaia, we are miracles,” a breeze stirred in her cell, scattering dust. The moonlight that crept through the barred slit on the back wall intensified into a swirling mist and she stared at it incredulously, “And all we ask, is a little pact,” it whispered teasingly in her ear, so warm and enticing in her cold cell.

“Who are you?” she uttered in a somewhat fearful voice.

“Who are we not?” the voice responded cryptically, “You need not grasp who we are to have your freedom, Tiefling,” the breeze brushed against her skin and the chill that passed down her spine was wholly unnatural, but she felt a hint, just a hint, of the promise behind it that filled her with a sense of indomitability.

“… Name your price.”

“Your obedience,” came a surprisingly blunt reply, “Obey. We will free you from your chains and grant you victory over your captors. The opportunity to seek vengeance.”

“I pay your price,” she uttered quietly as a haze of hatred and anger overturned logic and reason, “Now fulfil your bargain!”

“I warned you,” sighed the prison guard, who had cared not for what she was saying, only that she was saying it too loud, “Back to the wall, prisoner.”

A rattle of a key preceded the opening of the door, and for a while Demaia felt nothing as he stuffed a dirty rag into her mouth. Then, all of a sudden, the bars swung and behind him the cell locked as she spat the gag out. Moonlight swarmed the cell as if liquid and pooled in the floor, creeping up the Tiefling and seeping into her skin. The guard crashed against the cell wall in terror as the violet eyes that had gazed so forlornly at the floor went sheet-white and she rose to her feet ominously. Steel kneaded helplessly before shafts of lancing, brilliant starlight and the chains simply melted away. Though she felt her will removed from her direct grasp, Demaia observed with vengeful approval as through a veil of restraint her hand affixed itself to the helmet of the guard and he began to tremble. The ethereal voice rippled through her.

“Tremble, mortal,” it intoned sinisterly, “And fear! Grasp eternity, see every star, every grain of sand!”

Blood leaked in streams from the guards eyes and ears and he slumped lifeless to the floor. In a snap, Demaia’s will returned to her and she staggered back against the wall, looking at her hands and balling them into fists again as she felt infused with unthinkable, unrecognisable power. She pushed the cell door open, drawing the attention of a number of other guards whom had already been roused by the rattling. Outstretching her hands to either side, a rippling black mist came over her vision again as her instinct for vengeful wrath was answered by her benefactors again. The voice reverberated as an echo of thunder in a great hall.

“Fate bends to our command!”

Trembling guardsmen drew blades, but against all of the odds their hands fumbled. Blades clattered to the floor and invisible moonlit oil sent them slipping and tumbling to the floor. Rattling feebly against the flagstone, they began to gibber; but their gibbering would yield them no reprieve.

“Grasp the beyond, beneath frozen emerald seas of Thuban!”

Dozens of glimmering green tendrils leapt forth from the ceiling that had been enveloped in a void not unlike the starry night above, and they crept into the plates of the guards’ armour as heat drained from their very bodies, leaving them pictures of frozen terror as ice formed across their bodies. With another crack of thunder, she slumped back against the wall with her will returned to her.

“What’s all this racket?” came a familiar voice, before it was replaced with a quivering one as the view of his decorated armour accompanied his own realisation of the frozen corpses of his guardsmen, “You!”

Fury rose, and the haze returned. Her hands outstretched. She felt a hissing voice, her own hissing voice, spit spitefully.

“We choose! And the slave obeys!”

As if struck by the single dreadful word she uttered thereafter in a deep and guttural language, his sword dropped from his hand, slumping down onto his knees, trembling and blabbering unmistakably alien words, shaking his head as if pleading for mercy. The distant voice of worlds beyond returned with the unmistakable cackling hint of sadism.

“Behold the baleful visage of Zhudan, and dread!”

Though he collapsed unconscious from his unnatural fear, Demaia felt in her very soul that it was anything but a restful reprieve as threads of infinite dreadfulness wracked his mind. And while he might live through it, he would never grasp what happened, nor indeed truly remember it. Perhaps for that, he ought to be eternally grateful, but quietly she wished such terrible agony upon him as she ascended the stairs from the holding cells. But just short of coming into sight of any more guards, the space around her warped, and a chuckling dreadful voice she didn’t recognise explained.

“Do not try to grasp it,” it spoke through rattling tones, “See your world bend to our will.”

An armoury lay before her. She heard the snoring of a sleeping man beyond its door, but she swiped a simple steel dagger, and without a chance to think she was outside the door with the dagger plunged into the sleeping man’s neck, blood flowing in a free river down to the ground and over her hand. Staggering away, she was once again out in the darkness of the night but shrouded in an unnatural cloak of shadows. Unopposed she simply moved through a door that must have been a leatherworker’s abode, for she was cladding herself in black leather armour from within that, against all odds of fate, fit her just precisely fine.

As she simply blinked and tried to reach for threads of conscious understanding, she slumped to her knees and fell over into the mud. Straining, she pushed herself up onto all fours and shook bodily as she remembered. Mere echoes of the very essence of incomprehensibility pulsed at the peripheries of her mind, and the memory of blood oozing from eyes, of creatures of dreadful legend emerging from voids in the air, with her hands being their commanding guide – and though the very essence and power of infinity had been at her fingers’ tips, her expression fell as sensations not meant for her mortal mind piled upon her and she grasped a single thread of unfathomable eternity.

Disgusted and horrified by what she had seen, what she had done, she emptied the contents of her stomach onto the ground violently. Even as she staggered onto her feet and bade herself to flee the gates of Quege that she perceived as vague shapes in the distance, trembling spread through her. That power that had flowed through her in veritable rapids and seas had now drained away and left only the faintest trace, a dribbling stream that teased at boundless oceans beyond. And she was not awed or lustful to grasp it, but terrified. And the fear drove her from the gates ever faster, desperately slumping against the first steadying thing she could find.

“’ey lady,” came a comfortingly normal voice, “Y’all right?”

Demaia turned her head slightly, enough to show him the curve of one horn and tearful eyes shrouded in fear, and he lifted his hands in surprise, “Woah! You need’a lift? You look like y’ve seen a spectre!”

Slowly, she straightened her back and though she continued to shake with cold, she managed to speak clearly.

“I don’t… Need your pity,” she started off down the road, without an aim as to where to go. Gradually the terrible memories blurred into indistinct and barely remembered dreams that she increasingly denied to associate with reality, but as the loneliness of the long trek to nowhere set in, she heard that baleful voice one last time.

“We choose,” it sneered on the howling wind, “And a slave obeys.”

Deep Thinking

I’ve considered multiple times in the past whether I should throw down and say “I am doing writing and you can’t stop me!”

I think I’ve usually decided that it’s safer to find some stability first and then work on writing as a career from there. I don’t think that’s going to stop me trying to write some pieces over the impending summer holidays, but I’ve accrued a few unexpected followers – writers, editors, the likes…

So I did a little revamp. While I rather liked the black-and-purple thing in the background I’ve decided to straighten out the theme and update the name – funny how a few pairs of eyes, even implied, on your work can make you think just a little bit more about how you present it. I’ve read around a little bit, and tentatively I’d say there’s a bastion of support I can try to tap into in the blogosphere. And … Maybe I will.

I don’t know if this blog will be the start of me taking this a little more seriously ‘earlier’, and I suspect it’s very difficult to be certain with my unpredictable focus; but the fact I have an idea for something to put up here already has to mean something.


… Kind of.

I guess I lied about being alive.

That was… Four years ago, now? Near as makes no difference. If any of you who I prodded to follow me back in the day are seeing this, then, hello, my email address still hasn’t changed, if you feel like saying hello it’s alistair.tree on Skype. That’s a dot in between the words.

I have to admit whenever I’ve tried blogging it’s always been to very variable degrees of success. When I say ‘success’ I quantify that as actually remembering to update it, and put things on it. As evidenced by the fact my tumblr has also gathered dust, although it is somewhat more up to date with my life than this one:


But I know why. It’s because of an acute awareness that I lack the reliability, the memory and the conscious effort required to spread the word around and keep it up to date. Which is unfortunate but not unexpected.

That aside. I received an email that reminded me this blog… Exists. I went back, and I read through some of the writing I did for my old Warcraft characters – most of whom are still going, even if not half as actively as before. And while I don’t know if I can trust myself to update this… I was made to think.

Someone went and found this. This place is four years old. And that’s… Interesting. Could’ve been an accident, it’s that random. But you know what?

I’m going to put this place on my favourites again and maybe I’ll remember to put things on it. No promises, because I clearly can’t trust my own promises. So, I shall also make this… A catch-up post, so it’s at least in the right theatre of time – I was still in High School when I was doing this stuff.

I am no longer in High School. Obviously. I am now studying Chemistry at Newcastle University, with a module in Physical Chemistry (having chosen between it and a medicinal module), am in my 2nd year and have actually just done my first exam of the summer to a reception of “eh, could have been a lot worse”. Key hobbies still include creative writing and computer gaming – a constant I’m not sure will ever truly change, even if the games I play and the things I write do. Speaking of which.

My writing priorities have changed. While my characters on World of Warcraft remain some of my eldest and most in-depth, it’s no longer the game I play most keenly. I shan’t easily forget my time there, obviously, but the train has moved to Star Wars: The Old Republic. To that end, I may or may not end up posting some of the pieces from that world that I am most proud of here if I remember to.

Related; while I can think of only one person I knew back then who might actually care about this particular detail. Chemistry is the Science I found most interesting, and thus is why I took it to university with an aim to making a career out of it in the end (although I am now acutely aware that the chances are I will use the degree as a gateway to a totally different theatre of work). However.

I knew then and I know now that it’s not what I would do for a living if I thought I had a choice. I want to write. It’s the thing I enjoy rather a lot. In my time I’ve written entirely creative fantasy works. Star Wars pieces, Warcraft pieces, and there are plans in my documents for Mass Effect and Warhammer works – and others. I am possibly simultaneously the most inconsistent but prolific author, which amuses me more than disappoints me if I’m honest.

There we go. Up to date, more or less. My most commonly used name is now “He of Many Names”, as I am on Skype, being alternately referred to as Conspicuous Tree, Alistair, Noriam, Riana, Na’sira, Kyrian (Pinched this one from someone by accident, pardon me there, didn’t even realise I did it until afterwards), and a host of other minor names as well.

Now. The only thing I can tentatively call a plan for this place is that I saw that I did a ‘character spotlight’ for Radzi Tesla and that’s an idea I rather like, so if I do something specifically for the Penguin in the Blogosphere, that’s what I’ll start with. Otherwise, it’ll be links to Star Wars: The Old Republic related fiction as that’s what’s in abundance right now.

As a post-script, I will give a tentative thanks to Don Charisma. I… Don’t know why you’re following this blog, or indeed what twist of fate led you here, but … Well. I can do a lot worse than people making me reflective. Even if it is entirely by accident.



A Cure for Madness – Update!

It’s tricky to say “part xyz” to ACfM considering I am about to skip forward quite a lot. I will explain; obviously earlier on there was a post indicating that I was not updating for a week. It took a while longer to recover the routine as I would have liked. As such, Itharian has -flown- past all of what came before it. As such, I will bring you up to speed with a shorter version;

Strangely enough, however, most of what happened after Brewfest was irrelevant. He returned to Darnassus and all that really happened is that he integrated. He started to learn Darnassian (the night elven language), became gradually more opposed to his former comrades across the sea… Well, you get the picture. In Warcraft a lot of night elven players (female characters in particular) migrate across the sea to Stormwind, where they are human-ised for various… ‘Interesting’ choices of occupation/personality etc. Itharian has reversed this, travelling to Darnassus and being elf-ised, except his reasoning is nowhere near as pathetic and contrived.

So Blizzard has brought out this pre-Cataclysm event in which doomsayers line the streets of Old Town and announce that the world is ending but they can save themselves if they join the cult. There’s a questline where you infiltrate them, end up blowing up floating elemental devices, put up warning posters etc. The roleplaying community responds instantly to such developments, as a result the slightly power-crazy upper echelones declare martial law and safe zones are introduced. Itharian was called in to cater for a patient with intercranial swelling. He did what he could, and then started to leave…

He trudged along the pier, his boots thudding against the wood as he approached the docked ship, leading his horse by the reins. “Itharian! Wait!” He looked over his shoulder at the sound of the voice, his gaze resting on the lightly flustered Riana, who smiled wearily, “I know you’d rather eat your own hat than stay here any longer, Ith. And I understand. But we need you here. Please; if only for my sake, we don’t have any trained doctors, as much as people would love to believe to the contrary. And the Light only goes so far.” Itharian knelt slowly before, resting a hand on the plated gnome’s shoulder, heaving a sigh, “If anyone gets in my way, I will have to go. For their sake. For my own.” She nodded, slowly, “I understand. Thank you, Ith.” He tugged the reins about, nodding down towards her, “Go on, Ria. You need the rest. Ande’thoras-ethil.” She raised an eyebrow at this, but nodded firmly. “Light bless and protect.”

‘So that’s how it is. Cultists roaming the streets preaching the end of the world. Sporadic elementals exploding out of floating devices left right and centre. And despite being gone for so long, still the only qualified physician in the place. Fine, although I give this city mere days before the inherent brigade of people who think they know better get in my way and I have to go. I didn’t abandon this shit-hole just to come back and have my brain melted a second time.

He trudged slowly and reluctantly up the Cathedral steps, ignoring all who he passed as he entered the eastern wing, sighing as the varied memories of a crammed infirmary and matching moronic carers fought for his attention; he was barely listening as the dwarf who appeared to be in charge explained where he would be working. A loud thud sounded as he dumped his enormous crate in the corner, rather representative of the contents; a mobile pharmacy as far as anyone was concerned, with some of the most advanced medicines known to science prepared. ‘Shame I have to waste them on this city.’ Procuring a mop and bucket, he cleaned off the filthy floor with a mutter; it was as if the concept of gangrene was foreign to this apparent infirmary.

‘Some things never change. Wonder if they still prescribe herbal tea for burns pain. Wonder if they still think the almighty holy light can do shit-all about chemical imbalances. Wonder if they’re still stumped when the Light can’t do it. Hells, wonder if they have yet realised that weak pulses and breathing aren’t something you can heal without a good shot of adrenaline… Augh! Stop thinking about it, Itharian, or you’ll never stay a day, let alone for an extended period of cultist and elemental attacks.

His gaze fixated on the ceiling, much to his dismay; he had grown so used to seeing the sky overheard, and his ears rotated slightly as he listened to the still rustling and bustling sounds of the city; another sound he had long since stopped missing. The lack of silence and the enclosed space slightly discomforted him as he tried to settle down upon his crate, a hand rested on his forehead. His gaze settled upon the coachgun strapped to the side, causing his fist to tighten.

‘Let’s hope you won’t feel it necessary, Ayris. You’re a doctor, not a killer.’

Characters in Focus: Doctor Radzi Tesla

Radzi is not my oldest character, but she certainly has the most incarnations. She is the only character I have replicated twice from the original Earthen Ring character. So why?

Firstly and probably most importantly she is a gnome; as such is a woman of SCIENCE!; and as the surname implies she is no stranger to electrocuting things. Gnomes, after all, choose their surnames based on a discovery. So yeah, by claiming that Radzi invented the tesla coil (or the tesla turret if you look at Toshley’s station) I am sort of implying that my character invented alternating current which is… Big. To say the least. So she claims to have discovered it. Claims. Yes. Arse successfully covered.

Anyway, Radzi is one of my stranger personalities due to the fact that even between three different versions – she is consistently a motherly and friendly character, although she can get a little bit irritated. She’s also rather homophobic and believes in the family ideal. All in all, she has enough well-rounded traits to be consistently good to play. Now, the incarnations.

Earthen Ring, the original Radzi Tesla. She was originally a character made for a roleplay project in Hillsbrad, when that flopped she migrates south to join the Stormwind Tribunal in.. Stormwind! That was an interesting period, serving the crown and all that. However, as happens with all people who think too much, the authority starts to look considerably less righteous in the long run. So she breaks away, and ever since has been devoted to SCIENCE! and also for finding truth. Journalism. Huh, not something I associate with truth in modern days.

Argent Dawn EU houses Radzi-2, who starts where ER-Radzi is now minus children pretty much, so there’s not much to say except she is my instrument of elitism on that sodding server.

Radzi-3 is a conceptual one, the ideal, the ultimate scientist – the ultimate tesla-tronics expert. Her aspirations. Well, who can blame her. Rest in peace, Nikola Tesla – you really died an unsung hero.

All in all, Radzi is a versatile character and it shows. She’s also the most huggable character I’ve ever created. I’m not sure how I managed it. But I did.